Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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