The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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