The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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