ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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