just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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