You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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