new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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