Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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