I wish I could punch you in the face.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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