you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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