i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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