school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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