i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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