I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.