There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.