they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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