have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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