did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
How's work?
Spinning.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
