no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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