Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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