used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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