:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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