a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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