He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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