im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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