You can't special order awesome
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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