there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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