Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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