Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
what is it with giant penises always finding me
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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