Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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