i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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