i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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