Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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