That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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