no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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