I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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