i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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