You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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