Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm really into asian looking animals
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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