I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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