My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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