my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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