worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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