I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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