Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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