If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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