So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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