He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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