Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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