I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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