3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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