Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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