guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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