no, he came in my armpit
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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