That's intense
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This baby is an asshole
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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