You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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