So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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