What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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